BRANDED
1:54 Wed Apr 22
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It was relatively dangerous for the toilet attendant in Browns at Tower bridge to be honest. Any anyone going into the toilet for about 15 minutes after me.
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Steve P
1:52 Wed Apr 22
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Tel, do you drive a lorry?
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Grumpster
1:51 Wed Apr 22
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The build up of methane gas could have killed him Tel, though was probably more dangerous for anyone near him who could have suddenly been dripping after being pebble dashed!
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BRANDED
1:50 Wed Apr 22
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It felt like it to me.
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Big Tel
1:49 Wed Apr 22
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BRANDED
That doesn't really count as "danger" though does it?
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BRANDED
1:46 Wed Apr 22
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Saturday Evening.
Had an early meal at the Brindisi in Borough Market. Lovely it was. I had to be in New Cross for a gig later so I decided to walk along the Thames path as it was a nice summer evening heading for Rotherhithe. As I walked I rapidly got more bloated and started farting. I just though it was a typical after meal reaction but it got worse. By the time I was by the design Museum I was walking like an old mincing gay holding my buttocks together knowing that it won't be long. I thought the Design museum had a cafe but when I got in it was shut. No toilet. I really thought about dumping on the stairwell but decided to give it a chance to get in one of the restaurants on the front. thankfully it was a Browns and managed to get in and down to the toilets.
By this time it was deacon 5.
One of the most satisfying shits I've ever had but moments before I was petrified I was going to crap myself. Funny how you can change from agony to ecstasy so quickly.
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Hugh Jampton
1:46 Wed Apr 22
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lowermarshhammer 1:19 Wed Apr 22
Pheasants are the worst round our way. Dopey fuckers, you don't know whether they'll run or just stay where they are as you bear down on them.
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Westham67
1:43 Wed Apr 22
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With my fiery as fuck mate in a taxi in Port of Spain , New years Day , I think 97. my mate for some unknown reason attacked the taxi driver by grabbing him by the "Locks". We got thrown out in a place called St James at around 6am new years day miles away from where we were staying. Proper crack head area and I think they thought we were easy prey and were rubbing their hands together. They were quite surprised when I bowled into a rum shop and bought a case of Carib and sat in the curb with them drinking and handing it out. We sat with them drinking beer and smoking crack (Hangs head in shame) until about 3 in the afternoon. made some good friends that day ;o)
But I think about it now and think , Jesus Christ we could have quite easily been murdered
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Grumpster
1:37 Wed Apr 22
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Big question is what you called the things on the wheels of your BMX that your friends stood on Joe?
Once had a massive arguement with Joginder at work as he had never heard them called Monkey Nuts or Stunt Nuts.
Trick Nuts he reckoned?? Fucking gooner cunt RIP.
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chim chim cha boo
1:28 Wed Apr 22
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Two nights ago. My elderly upstairs neighbour phoned and said there were two young blokes in the back garden of the block in which we live acting suspiciously. She said that there had been a couple of burglaries lately.
I was slightly pissed-off because I heard her son who's about 30 in the background but because she knows I'm from the East End I'm expected to deal with it.
I went down and it turned out to be another neighbour's son and his pal out having a smoke.
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joe royal
1:23 Wed Apr 22
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Grumpster 12:50 Wed Apr 22
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We called that 123 release all
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lowermarshhammer
1:19 Wed Apr 22
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Speaking as a motorcyclist I have to say car drivers don't really frighten me; I expect the unexpected from them.
It's deer, foxes, badgers, rabbits, cats etc who don't know the green cross code that give me the willies.
Nocturnal jay walking quadruped fuckers.
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sweetgeez
1:11 Wed Apr 22
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on a ropey boat trip from Rhodes to Marmaris and back, the most scared I've ever been, loads packed on this old thing. the sea was rough, everyone was being sick, the boat hit a big wave, nearly turned on its side, i thought it was game over.
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Davenport
12:56 Wed Apr 22
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Ilford is a walk in park compared to upminster.
Anywhere with a lidl is a complete dive.
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IlfordArmy
12:55 Wed Apr 22
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try Ilford mate
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Davenport
12:54 Wed Apr 22
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Walking through Upminster.
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Grumpster
12:50 Wed Apr 22
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joe royal 12:38 Wed Apr 22
You don't know what run outs are? You a youngen and they don't exist anymore?
One person counts while the others all fuck off and hide somewhere and the key is to get back to a certain point without being caught.
Was actually my mates younger brother who had the gun put to his head, which can't be good at 11 years old!
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Coffee
12:44 Wed Apr 22
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goose 12:41 Wed Apr 22
Surely Christmas features high on you danger list?
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w4hammer
12:42 Wed Apr 22
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, 10:25 Wed Apr 22
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Black run, getting dark, Val D'Isere last year.
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fuck yes> been there a good few times- just fitting in the last run, suddenly the mountain seems deserted, you dont have anyone to follow or clean-up after you stack. Very on the edge...
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goose
12:41 Wed Apr 22
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flight from Istanbul on Turkih airlines, flew into a thunderstorm and all sorts was going on!! people screaming and crying while the captain makes announcement in Turkish. for all i knew he could be saying take the time to message your loved ones!!
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Rio61299
12:41 Wed Apr 22
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WHUDeano.....and ?????
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